OK.. so now as i have stepped into the shoes of a blogger here and although i have thought hard for some time.. iam not seein or feelin anything around me to blog about. I was thinking about boring the reader with some retrospective.I was born to 2 middle class government officials working in the capital city of Kerala.
The discrepancy in the family had started long before my birth, as daddy and mummy (i have never called them these words although like any other Indian looking forward to a prospective westernization, they too longed for these words from my mouth) were Central and state government employees respectively.
At the time I was born (precisely 4'o' clock on a cold morning towards the last dayz of may) it was said that my Head was OVAL shaped... the Doctor was perplexed and confused on wat cud have changed the shape of my head, Dad saw me for the first time and thought that my head was my butt and vice versa, mom was unconscious all this time.
Dad was scared that his first child was a prospective moron (later someone told me that moron is the name of a greek warrior somewaht similar to aragorn,memnon etc ). But thanks to the quick thinking of the doctor. Now, its a fact that babies r really soft , like a piece of shi.. no sorry .. that wont suit.. say CLAY. So this clay can be mounted to different shapes before it becomes hard. So taking into consideration the fact that i was a cute, soft, cuddly sexy... (sorry for the exxageration) baby and that the doctor had very strong hands, he caught me by my head and pressed the oval (my head) in an attempt to make it flat at top. My dad closed his eyes in fear fearing he would get an ET in return, but as he opened his eyes, doctor presented him with a very cute child with a beautiful round head ( by the way .. my head still retains that beautiful shape). Now as my parents were contented and happy with the fact that they have got a very cute baby, returned home. But all parents r too optimistic abt their child, even the cons and goons today were cute babies once :)
5 comments:
hahah well written...really nice
Thanx dear, i just penned wat my mom told me as bed time stories
LOL...
dunno whether i'd commented earlier- have you switched on the screen comments option here too?
well, u just displayed ur marvel at "babies r really soft , like a piece of shi.. no sorry .. that wont suit.. "
Now that u have started from times before ur birth, u can make it an autobio... (an ever growing online one- may be first of its kind)
stupid- now i feel sure, i had given a similar comment before (or was i not able to submit it??)
But i guess screen comments is off here. Ur comments were readily visible
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