Pu goes to kindergarten

When i was 2 yrs old, my parents were thinking about sending me to the kindergarten (u must be surprised by the thought that y they were sending me to KG at such a tender age... well ... clear all confusion my friend.. it was ofcourse because of the age defying intelligence shown by me).

Now my parents decided to send me to the best KG in town (lets call it Koyola), so.. this koyola had a unique selection procedure and interview system for admissions to the KG. My parents quite over anticipated their boy's ingenuity and didnt care much

So on the D day, 2 yr old pu went for the so called first interview of his life. Pu does not remember his competitors there , but as from what his mother has told him they were hunks of 4 yrs and above.

Pu had to wait for long before his name was called, and when it was called Pu was in a bitter altercation with his mother on some chocolate issue.
Pu was suddenly dragged in and made to sit before a nun, she smiled very artificiallyat pu's mother and told her "We dont admit infants"
But pu'smother was so adamant that the nun agreed to measure pu's verbal knowledge, so she reached behind her desk and pulled out models of a car and a bus and asked pu to name them, to her surprise smart pu named them correctly.
But then she reached out to the desk and pulled out that dirty yellow thingy (it was a lion as told later to Pu), it had this deformated plastic face (mebbe some upper primary bully tested his power on the same), Pu was confused and said that it was a donkey. Pu got disqualified... his dreams were shattered due to an ugly, deformated lion... pu has hated lions from that day


PS: Pu spelt LADIES FINGER wrong too.